Reeeeally want some pretty transparent, netting curtains on my bed... I'd have the curtails fastened to the ceiling somehow though... Canopy beds seem a bit squeaky and unstable. Plus I also want this table I saw in Ikea that is super long and skinny and actually goes over your bed like a big long breakfast tray and so you can eat, work or whatever you want in bed. Big long table. Obviously the poles on a canopy bed would get in the way. My parents are secretly super cool and I'm beginning to discover this as I get older. All the doors in my house are old, vintage, paint chipped, garbage dump treasures with antique handles.