Showing posts with label The Blonde Salad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Blonde Salad. Show all posts

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Zara Coat

Hey, she looks normal! Sort of. About as much as she can.



Tuesday, October 4, 2011

MSGM Neon Dress

Good God! She didn't... no! Did she finally pick out a nice outfit?????


Oops... never mind, we'll get 'em next time Chiara!!

I really don't have anything against Chiara's outfits. Fashion isn't about how trendy or "fashionable" you are, but how self aware you are. The more self aware you are, the better your chances of choosing an outfit that is an expression of yourself as well as flattering. Chiara needs to work on the flattering part. No comment on her self expression.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

God I Wish I Was As Cool As You



NOT. Well, let me amend... do I wish I were you? No. Do I wish I were where you are? Perhaps...

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Holy Catastrophe

I'm so confused. I don't understand what's going on. Isn't the upside of being filthy rich that you can afford high quality clothing and a stylist?? (key word being 'stylist' here)

Monday, March 7, 2011

Amen Dress: Lindestore

I'm sorry but FINALLY! Chiara's wearing a decently assembled outfit that flatters her figure. Sure she's got a lot of designer stuff, but in my opinion she's just one of those chicks that has a lot of money and connects to get all these labels but she has no personal style or semblance of an idea of how to put an outfit together. So she just throws all the designer shit she has together. Ugh.. Even now though, that dress don't match anything!


bottom photo... Also Known As: WTF???

^^ It's like Bollywood. Except not because Bollywood is a million times better.