The Hipster Diet

Ooh! Look at me! I'm a cool little hipster! I put mushrooms and sliced mozzarella on my sandwiches! I lay the sandwiches out on a long paddle so you can see its innards! I'm so cool with my avocado and hipster photo skillz! Don't you wish you gotz money to afford healthy shit like meeee!?!?

................. 'Kay.............. I'm done now.