Breakfast

Breakfast post! Yum, yum, yummmm.. The townies around my college love to drive though campus throwing various breakfast products at students from their trucks. It's awesome. Like walking through a food fight in order to get to class everyday. My friends and I have come up with multiple responses..

1. Survive their bombardment of breakfast products long enough to get a degree, while leaving them there to a lifetime of ignorant viewpoints and minimum wage careers.
2. Break one of their car windows as they fly past and when they screech to a halt, run up and rip the driver out the door. AKA choke out the driver and feed their thrown food back to the shotgun rider.
3. Since they only seem to throw breakfast food, yell after their car "SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED!!!!!!!!!!"
4. Or make an infinite pancake throwing machine called The Pancake Bitch Slap.

We kind of liked the last one.